- year is 2392
- child: mommy i can't sleep
- mother: don't worry child. lay down as i sing you this ancient lullaby, passed on through my family for generations
- mother: PARTY ROCK IS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT EVERYBODY JUST HAVE A GOOD TIME
"It’s the most humbling sport out there. You can place top in the Maclay finals and the next day get dumped on your ass by a school pony. I love it."
- (via low-heels-high-h0pes)